Today I grassed, would you ever?

Sounds like prime contender for the Darwin Awards.

The guy was generally quite clueless about everything ... for example left me in charge of his beers when I was pissed up and running short of beer at a halls party ...

somebody i know had a white van man flash his tumescent member at his wife who was driving on the motorway. he took a pic on his phone of the public display of manhood and a pic of the licence plate. the offender has been fined. don't know if he went to jail but i think he may have lost his job too?
WAC.

One time I was on a bus(shock horror I know!) and it was packed, I am very big(15st 6'2") so it was incredibly uncomfortable for me standing in the crowd....Then one Indian guy takes out his phone and makes a video call!
Him and his mate sitting beside eachother begin shouting at the phone as the person on the end of the line shouts back having a full conversation with eachother for about 10-20 mins.
I HATE BUSSES!:O

the comedy of this situation makes me laugh

Well +lots to coppiThat, I'd do the same ftw every time.

Some discussion of mobile jammers etc and their illegality etc. too (yeah, like that stops some of us RLJing, riding brakeless, etc. etc.) but it did remind me of some highly entertaining techie things I found a-trawling on the intarweb some time ago.

EDIT: Hippy already linked to something similar (damn you hippy), but you don't expect me to actually read everyone else's posts do you? Check out http://www.ladyada.net/make/wavebubble/index.html for instructions on how to make your own cell phone jammer, as designed by an MIT graduate who is obviously quite clever.

She also designed some sunnies that block out the telly (handy for pubs with tellys) and these complete wicked spoke lights:

You can make these yourself (if you are handy with a soldering iron) - see http://www.ladyada.net/make/spokepov/ for details.

I said to this car driver who was using his mobile whilst driving - " get off the phone ! its dangerous !"
and he replied - "why ? Are you better than me ? "

WAP

I said to this car driver who was using his mobile whilst driving - " get off the phone ! its dangerous !"
and he replied - "why ? Are you better than me ? "

WAP

in all fairness I can understand his comeback, there is quite a lots of cyclists who just don't think the law of the road applied to them and think they're God's tit greatest.

They're only Italians, not real people?

Ha ha Lmao!!

Ha ha Lmao!!

Racist

One time I was on a bus(shock horror I know!) and it was packed, I am very big(15st 6'2") so it was incredibly uncomfortable for me standing in the crowd....Then one Indian guy takes out his phone and makes a video call!
Him and his mate sitting beside eachother begin shouting at the phone as the person on the end of the line shouts back having a full conversation with eachother for about 10-20 mins.
I HATE BUSSES!:O

You should just take your phone out and start shouting into that too:
YouTube - Annoying Bluetooth Talkers

Today, I cut my grass.