Stolen bikes

Can I get a timeline of events please. None of this makes sense..

• friend goes to party
  
• bike gets stolen from party
  
• friend borrows bike from acquaintance
  
• borrowed bike turns out to be the stolen bike from party
  
• friend of stolen bike boy takes it back from outside pub
  
• E warriors begin flaming
  
  
  

also I don't understand this

Stolen bike!!
Some thieving c@nt stole my bike from outside my girlfriend's house last night on Colenso Road E5. .

It was locked outside my girl's place, to some railings, locked-up with a mini-d. They even took the lock.

it was THE only bike in the hallway that night