Happy Valentines Day

Could stinking of onions actually drive sex on further as apposed the onions having special properties?
There is no way you can be aroused when you smell like a eye watering bulbus room clearer so you just keep on keeping on untill you can take your mind of the onion..

You might as well pin a picture of Maggie thatcher above the bed. it servers the same purpose

You don't stink of onions if you cook them appropriately, apart from maybe a sort of faint whiff of caramel, or 'brown sugar' if you prefer.

Thatcher's not going to work for me. Total ball-breaker.