Gas leak

She refused your hastily scribbled phone number, didn't she?

Not only that but she seemed offended by my leering

So he shouldn't have let the ambulance through because you are more important, eh?

You seem like a particularly nasty bit of work today.
I would of just expected the driver to check their mirror and not swerve when there is a cyclist on their inside, and that that act of moving out the way of an ambulance almost caused a collision, which may of needed another ambulance.