Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Hah! Fucking hell what a fail. I mean just **look **at the QR angle. Totally off.

Prav made* me do this... Pengy-ish, not quite a flickwg, tho'...

• Begged me to post his bike in Anti-Porn™ at souths tonght...
  

fucking lordi! that seatpost!

I was hoping my bike would show up in this thread this week - the stickers are gone, but the rest is still as fugly.

Prav made* me do this... Pengy-ish, not quite a flickwg, tho'...

• Begged me to post his bike in Anti-Porn™ at souths tonght...
  
  

Teenslain, the genie in the lamp, your wish is his command.

Woooo!
I'm so veery gratified.

Woooo!
I'm so veery gratified.

congrats that is one hell of an ugly bike

That 'friendly honk' horn sets it off.

I'd like to thanks my agent, my parents, little baby jesus, and my fans..
Without you... sniff

Pure porn. I fucking love white spokes on black bikes. I wan't some for the stealth bike. I wish those BMX spoke making tossers would make some coloured ones in adult bike sizes.

are these the slowest ever looking wheels?
is it because the changing rim thickness makes the wheels look out of shape? like their not round?

Pure porn. I fucking love white spokes on black bikes. I wan't some for the stealth bike. I wish those BMX spoke making tossers would make some coloured ones in adult bike sizes.

have you seen the titanium ones on balfa?

http://www.balfa.co.uk/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=33_30&products_id=116

sadly they are for MTBs.

It was going fine, until he pour crayon on it.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3534/3263694838_8a9f240ec8_o.jpg

mirror bike..... brilliant! I want to meet the rider!!!

there is nothing wrong with nylon speedos!!

It was going fine, until he pour crayon on it.

Its even got a fecking home trainer tyre on the front FFS!

ignoring the colour theme, why would you put so many cheap generic parts on such an expensive frame?

Then hide the awesome frame under a freak colourscheme? You couldve achieved the same effect with a langster. I doubt many people bother to notice that is a Panasonic track frame.

I quite like the colour scheme of the frame. You would just have to be careful building it up (ie. use black and bare metal only, maybe keep the straps)

This is worth mentioning again though

Its even got a fecking home trainer tyre on the front FFS!

I quite like the colour scheme of the frame. You would just have to be careful building it up (ie. use black and bare metal only, maybe keep the straps)

This is worth mentioning again though

Yeah the frame is quite nice in that colour, think it would be tasty with all silver component and some drops on there...

? You couldve achieved the same effect with a langster. I doubt many people bother to notice that is a Panasonic track frame.

I bet you notice the difference when you're the one riding it.
Not my choice of colour, I have to add.

I love that panasonic. Great colours!

ignoring the colour theme, why would you put so many cheap generic parts on such an expensive frame?

Then hide the awesome frame under a freak colourscheme? You couldve achieved the same effect with a langster. I doubt many people bother to notice that is a Panasonic track frame.

it wasn't an expensive frame, the owner live in Japan so those frame are penny a pound.

I love that panasonic. Great colours!

Its very important to have bright colours if you are going to corner with a indoor tyre on the front. It allows cars to spot you when your lying on your arse on the road ;)

@Mooks. Shame on you.

ohhh myyy gooodness