Unipack / Create / Sports Direct singlespeed track bikes?

I got stung by a unipack.
I have only one piece of advise, DONT GO NEAR ONE.
After 5 journeys on mine...
1x Snapped pedal from crank
1x Wheel warp complete with slack spokes
7x(YES 7) punctures...4 from the inside, the rim tape that they come with is, well, not rim tape.
2xFucked up nuts(on the wheels), the metal is so cheap that they melt in the wrench.

I dont actually think they are made to ride, just to display in wanky shop windows in Soho..

There must be some kind of retail standard authority you can take something like this.