Pies

No, seriously they do have them there. I have to confess that I have never had one. My comment that they are awful is the only made up bit. Once I arrived fairly ealry and had a chat with one of the stewards who told me what was in them. It was "scouse" from which scousers get their name. Anfield (and I am afraid to say, also Goodison) are not noted for their culinary delights, neither in the ground nor in the vicinity of the ground. If I have needed to eat I have either gone to central Liverpool or to a service station on the way. I do have a friend who had a lucky superstition on the way to Goodison and Anfield of going to the McDonalds on the way. Last time I looked, they had demolished it which probably accounts for our poor performances up there recently.

Jesus christ, you too have a lot to learn....

1. Everton won the best pies in the Prem award last season
   
2. 'Scouse' is not offal
   
3. The McDonalds on County Rd has indeed been knocked down
   
4. You've obviously never had a pre match 'Sausage Dinner'
   
5. When I took my Mrs too Goodison she said the best thing about the experience was the Chips and Curry sauce afterwards! That says a lot about many things..........?!