Pies

WRONG! They allow the consumer to eat on the move, in times when it would be inconvenient to sit down with a knife and fork. Like on the bike, on the bus, on your walk to work, on the toilet etc...

Piping hot filling served in a harmless fluffy pastry for a cut down cost - its a god damn Death Trap!

i prefer to wrestle a pie and walk way with a few bits down your shirt, stuck to your hair and in your pocket for a snack later