Pies

WRONG! They allow the consumer to eat on the move, in times when it would be inconvenient to sit down with a knife and fork. Like on the bike, on the bus, on your walk to work, on the toilet etc...

Life doesn't get much better than that. Careful with co-ordinating your swallow/strain cycle though, you can get rotten heartburn.

Kidney and liver are the food of the fucking Gods.