• You were slower coz I wasn't there yelling at you slack bastards to go faster. Happy now, Oliver? :P

    You do induce an immediate instinctive adrenalin surge in others to just get away from you, I'll give you that. It works on stationary bikes, too, because the adrenaline makes you too stupid to realise that you're not getting anywhere. The cold turkey afterwards is soul-destroying.

    I'll shout at you encouragingly the next time around. I have a soporific effect, though, in case you hadn't noticed.

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