I hate

update

Due to the molecular patheticness of fruit shortcake it's dispersed in the tea and now i have currants and crumbs bobbing about.....The Tea is now declared a write off.

Damn I hate it when this happens at the wrong time, like visiting girlfriends parents etc.

They give you a cup of tea and offer you a biscuit.
You think, hmmm fancy dunking my biscuit. They're not looking, feck it.
But you're not concentrating on the consistency of the biscuit,
and splat, you're sat smiling politely, drinking your contaminated tea hoping its not a floater.