• My wife's branch of M+S has been wiped out by a wave of really middle-class panic buying of food; if you were thinking of picking some antipasto in Greenwich on the way home you can forget it.

    Fuck! panic buying. I need to get on this.

    I'm going to panic buy some air from BLB.

    For those in need of antipasto in Greenwich I suggest heading to Chalrton Sainsburys.

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