Wiganwill Fan Club

That I should have the world's least successful fan-club seems about right.

Hippy; thanks for lending me the camera. Anyone know how to get dried up cat food off a dSLR sensor?

Tynan; I've been in your flat and that smell will live with me. Do the shake n' vac once in a while and get your toilet fixed. Oh and by the way, Domestos is not for under-arm use.

Wibble; as I understand it you enjoy rugby and are a student at one of London's less selective colleges so I'll take everything you say with a pinch of salt.

Signed glossy 10x8s are available from the dumpster behind Fresh and Wild in Stoke Newington.

Tynan; I've been in your flat and that smell will live with me.

That wasn't my flat, I broke in there and set my gear up before you arrived, I have heard you can be quite light fingered and I didn't want any of my silverware going missing.

Anyone know how to get dried up cat food off a dSLR sensor

Anything you haven't got dried cat food on? Keyboards, cameras..mucky pup.

Fixation UK do good professional sensor cleaning :p

wiganwill for President of the United States of Kingdomia!

He rides a Raleigh, FFS. wiganwill for Sheriff of Nottingham perhaps.

Wiganwill is an outstanding cad and a bounder to boot. His philandering nature and utter disregard for his own personal welfare, not to mention hygiene, are the stuff of legend. On top of that he routinely attempts to pass off his own vomit as dried cat food.

I also have it on good authority that he writes The Daily Mail.

All of it.

So based on the evidence, Wiganwill is the all round nicest bloke on this forum.

The rest of you are lowlife, degenerate scum.

Is Wigan Will known as a nice courier because he called himself "Nice Courier?"

Handsome Winston.......

Some of the best BNP and NF marches I have been on were with Will, he really throws himself into it, placard waving, shouting, goose-stepping, the whole nine yards, fantastic bloke and a solid brick thrower.

As with all things connected with internet forums Wiganwill is actually a middle aged woman from Salisbury called Stephanie who is bored with her husband and frustrated with her lot in life.

I have it on good authority.

Littigator. I have met WiganWill and know that she exists (albeit not in Salisbury). When I came across her, she was far from frustrated. I have never met you and have it on good authority that you are one of the interweb spiders that seems to lurk on here constantly.

She sold me a light once. It's really bright and stops cars driving into me.

Is Wigan Will known as a nice courier because he called himself "Nice Courier?"

Handsome Winston.......

What's a Winston?

Since starting this thread and discovering THE TRUTH ABOUT WIGANWILL Ifeel that I have become dirty. Dirtied by Wiganwill's dirty stick!

What's a Winston?

Cockney rhyming slang for face. Don't you know nuffin'?

Winston Churchill
Churchill Insurance
Insurance Quote
Quote / Boat
Boat Race
Face.

What's a Winston?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winston

Not sure about the second one.

The Urban Dictionary's definition of "Clive" is spot on.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clive

The Urban Dictionary's definition of "Clive" is spot on.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clive

How very apt that this page links to both 'oliver' and 'loser'.

Coincidences, coincidences ... ;)

Blimey- just get a room, eh

Cockney rhyming slang for face. Don't you know nuffin'?

Winston Churchill
Churchill Insurance
Insurance Quote
Quote / Boat
Boat Race
Face.

That looks more like Vulcan rhyming slang to me.

WiganWills real name is WarringtonWalter. Not to be trusted. He once sold a meat pie to a vegetarian; passing it off as cheese and broccoli. There are no lows that he will not scoop to (at the right price).

WiganWill takes his name from the pub, the Wig and Will, in the LFGSS soap opera, TrackEnders. In reality, he is called John Smith and thought it was frightfully clever to hide behind that alias as the pub is a John Smith's pub. He was once invited for a casting for the role of BurgundyBernard, the soap's resident frame resprayer at ArseMoreAttacks but failed the casting when he first picked up a graffiti spraycan and then kept missing the frame after being given the correct tool. It was explained to him that he should use it to spray, not throw it and then he was gently but forcibly marched off the premises.

He made another desperate, and nearly successful, attempt to get into the soap when he climbed in through a toilet window during filming and got stuck, but due to its graphic nature the scene ended up on the cutting room floor. He was heartbroken and the toilet wall had to be broken down to free his ample bottom from the windowframe. He was then taken to juvenile court on account of his mental age.

Will now has a lifetime ASBO banning him from going anywhere near the set, and as he's too cowardly to risk being picked up by big burly policemen, he's started trolling this forum instead. He's generally regarded as dangerous, particularly persistent obsessions being car pornography and naked sailors, and experienced forumengers avoid going too near to him in case they catch unipackulosis or tweedera.

Oliver, that was all credible until you mentioned the "ample bottom".

It is well known that Will is devoid of buttocks.

It is well known that Will is devoid of buttocks.

He lost them in a scrabble game in 1997, he kept trying to score extra points by putting '-enger' after words.

... including '-enge', the German version.