Fave quotes

"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes."

Dr. Gonzo

"Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends."

I don't know what's worse, you quoting a Fall Out Boy song title, or me recognising it.

"I need this like I need an infected scrotum"

all that is required for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing...

"Mark, do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?"

My epitaph, by Jeremy from Peep Show.

I don't know what's worse, you quoting a Fall Out Boy song title, or me recognising it.

"I need this like I need an infected scrotum"

also from 25th hour ed norton...
Monty Brogan: Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.

There's some classic lines in Team America...

Chris: I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions.

i promise i will never die.

"Use by dates are just someones opinion"

also from 25th hour ed norton...
Monty Brogan: Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.

Now I definitely know that it's worse that I recognised it...

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

“Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live
Mark Twain

“Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
H. G. Wells

"Don't stick your nose in other people's business if you don't want it broken"

• from some italian gangster movie
  

"You've won one too many fights, wearing many hats every time,
but you won't win here tonight"

Elegant lyrics from a song by The Shins.

"left leg,right leg your body will follow"

gorgeous to look at , fabulous to listen to, and pretty damn sexy to fondle

"I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave."

Allen to Keaton as they are driven in a taxi through Manhattan:

"You look so gorgeous tonight, I can hardly keep my eye on the meter'

Woody Allen: "my only regret in life is that I'm not someone else".

Gore Vidal when asked if the first person he slept with was a man or a woman: "I was too polite to ask".

"Hell is other people" ("L'enfer, c'est les autres")

"There's no fool like an old fool" (a suitable retort to those terrible cunts who insist on patronising those greater than 1 year younger than themselves with phrases like 'ooh you're just a baby')

"Piss up a rope fuckstick"

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

if it bleeds we can kill it.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

mind is matter....spirit is fiction....science fiction- Saul Williams

"1001. 1002. Oh the deep burn, its so deep. I dont know if you heard, I done over a thousand."

“One good thing about music, when it hits - you feel no pain”

Bob Marley

"Age and treachery will overcome youth and skill."

Fausto Coppi