What's the funniest cuss, swear, bad words?

faggot fuckin douch bag.

i think its from a movie or something.

othrwise, translated from chinese, i fucked your 1 generations. or something like that.

Bucket of shit, gutterbreath, pica addict, shitstirrer, baboon prostate, sceptic tank, etc ...

I'm not convinced about the last one...

I'm not convinced about the last one...

Very good!

I used to use words such as 'plank' and 'melon' and often used the phrase 'bellcheese' which are much less obscene to people, either that or I would call them a 'welk'

nunfucker.

poomplex.

Numpty
saying motherfucker in syllables whilst issuing double v's is also fun; MUTH-ER-FUH-KAAAR

bellsniff.

scruttocks

simian crease

cad

organzola

none of these beat 'your mum'.

'shit me!' said in generic antipodean accents

holy porpoise fucking chicken rapist.

clusterfuck.

fur-lined ocean-going balls-up

I enjoy using 'shit the bed' in sentences..

And of course the classic line from Shaun of the Dead (fresh in my memory from BRM at south's last night) "can I get..any of you cunts.. a drink?"

cockpony
fuckstain
"as dumb as the cunt you fell out of"

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8RonM2AUS2Y

spaz was a good one at school.
but you'd get told off.

clusterfuck.
thats off someone else innit? i saw it on a thread a while ago... made me laugh.

bugger! that word makes me laugh.
balderdash is quite a tweedy kind of thing to say...
poppycock is another...
1,000 thundering pythoons is what that bloke in tintin used to say. i used to say that when i was really young and got frustrated trying to do something.

maybe we could do a tweedy kind of swear dictionary

Mongger

Tubesteak

Kangorillapig

Swamp donkey

cleft

Feltchmonkey

saddle sniffer

Christopher Lilycrap

cock juggling thundercunt

I enjoy using 'shit the bed' in sentences..

Are you from Warrington? That's the only place I've heard that delightful exclamation used.

I like "dickhead". It's simple and effective, and you can say it with pity, rather than anger.

cock juggling thundercunt

Isn't that from Blade?

Found the quote:

Hannibal King - "No, it's not you horse-humping BITCH! But it will be a few seconds from now. See that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now?

                     It's atomized collital silver. It's being pumped through the buildings air conditioning systems you *cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT!!*"

Ras Clot

Written on a curryhouse wall "cunt-ragged foreskin twitcher" - still don't really know what it means.

cockbreath
plinth
failathon
tool

fuckwit

I do actually say that

on average 3 times a week

Are you from Warrington? That's the only place I've heard that delightful exclamation used.

I like "dickhead". It's simple and effective, and you can say it with pity, rather than anger.

I'm not from Warrington unfortunately (or fortunately as the case may be).. I think I heard it in a film, possibly Shaun of the Dead as well

Arsebandit

Knobgobbler

Dickmunch

Taliban Dildo (makes no sense but one of mates has adopted it)

Gimp

Penis

Shite