Unipack / Create / Sports Direct singlespeed track bikes?

on 50psi will give you pinch punctures.

this is a joke right? your not One One posing as sco77w? In which instance i'd recommend a Swagger bike for TT, every club run needs some bling.

yes to the tyre pressure ( I do own a track pump)
Just think, skin suit, aero helmet and a unipack with cut down rised bars.