Dozy c**t near dalston junction

I had a nice one going down Victoria street. A van chanced a right turn right in front of me. Little did I know there was a twat in rover tailgating him. He smashes into me. Bike was a wreck, I'm bleeding. Then the bastard gets all sobby and tells me his daughter died in bicycle accident. How do you like that!

I think its quite common - cyclist gets crashed into by car , car driver bursts into tears