WTF is going on at Tescos in Brixton?

Ouch, it's on! Platini Vs. pajamas in the great LFGSS Wit(less cunt)-Off...
Put your cocks away, ladies... It's neither big or clever... How about a nice Raspberry Ripple?

the only reason my cock was out was because you were pining for a glory hole..

Leave it, Phil!
I'm a Piscean, which makes me a peacemaker, apparently... I know, what a load of old fucking shit... What's your sign?

ha ha! your late post looks funny next to mine now ts...

Leave it, Phil!
I'm a Pissean, which makes me a pisshead who's reading more into banter than is really there, you know, the kind of pisshead who wades into two guys having an argument in a pub and successfully turns it round into a full-scale brawl, apparently...

ahem..

I'm still definitely interested tho'... My digits are on the numbers thread, I'm outta credit, y'see... Totally bustin' for some cock...

Wit(less cunt)-Off

I wish I'd found some way of including this phrase in my clash with Mr ****** today.

ahem..

You're a bit punchy tonight? Wassup? You know I'm only kiddin', right? You giant cock muncher... ;p
edit: Actually, I was only pissin' about... Not sure what you were doin' sunshine... You can be an utter over-sensitive cock sometimes, Philip...

He's fucked off cos Diet Coke has been appropriated by hipsters.

Teens - your 'punchy' is my 'trying to be witty and cracking you up', which I think was the black that Platini was using to compare my pot to his kettle.

I'm going back to the safe haven of lpg's lovely "to all the single ladies" thread. Plenty more youtube dancers to showcase.

He's fucked off cos Diet Coke has been appropriated by hipsters.

that's nearer the truth than you realise...!

Damn that teenslain and his penchant for phosphoric acid.

edit: Actually, I was only pissin' about... Not sure what you were doin' sunshine... You can be an utter over-sensitive cock sometimes, Philip...

hmm..if you weren't sure what I was doin', don't be oversensitive and pick up a vibe that ain't there and then call it wrong. No oversensation goin' on here buster..I've been goofing around all the while but you've managed to call me a giant cock muncher and an utter over-sensitive cock. and it wasn't even you involved originally. Hmmmmm.

This bar brawl thing ever happen when you're around? I better add a smiley-winkey person for ickle teens... ;)

Never ever, funny that...

hey kids - less hatin, more riding [and monkees]

Damn that teenslain and his penchant for phosphoric acid.

i thought the diet coke thing was at me! - in one sentence you made me take stock of the last fifteen years of my entire soft-drink consumption... :S

Never ever, funny that...

teens i think you might be doing the forum equivalent of "are you lookin at my pint pal?".....I'm sittin' mild-mannered as can be here dude....

edit : and sober too cough

i thought the diet coke thing was at me! - in one sentence you made me take stock of the last fifteen years of my entire soft-drink consumption... :S

These posts can be 'at' anyone. There's no specificity in the dyad.

hey kids - less hatin, more riding [and monkees]

but sir, it's him!

Pot. Kettle. Black. Indeed.

is this your old band TS?

"all the single ladies (all the single ladies)
all the single ladies (all the single ladies)
all the single ladies - put your hands up (up)"

then something about wanting it and putting a ring on it.

seriously, it's a riot over there. I feel like a 16 year old girl all over again.

I love that tune...
@ BDW: Actually they look way more industry savvy than we ever did... And probably a lot more talented too...

its funny how u all criticise everyone for jumping on the bandwagon, but this is the very reason the forum exists and everyone joined +/-

Of course we all criticise everyone. It just wouldn't be fair otherwise. People would either feel left out because they couldn't participate in criticising, or because not everyone criticised them. We've given this some thought, you know.