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A guy walks into a bar and asks the barman if he can drink for free all night.
"of course not" replys the barman
"but I can astonish and amaze your customers for the evening" explains the man
"OK if you can amaze me, you're on"
The man then produces a tiny man, in a tux, from his bag, together with a tiny piano. The tiny man then starts to play the piano, to the amazment of all the customers.
"How did you come by such a wonder" asks the barman
"Oh, I got a single wish from this lamp" says the man taking out a lamp from his bag.
"you can have it if you like, I have used my wish, simply rub it and whisper your wish into the top"
The barman rubs the lamp and whispers. Suddenly the bar is full of ducks, and chaos reigns.
"what the hell, I asked for a million bucks" exclaims the barman
The man replys
"Yeah, a 10 inch pianist is'nt exactly what i asked for either"
(sorry)