We will always be scum because

Taxi drivers hit you from behind, then tell you to look where you are going.

Police (PCSO) mopeds think it is OK to use bike lanes and slow cyclists down.

People on geared bikes shout 'get some fucking gears' when you pass them.

Feel free to add to this list..... or just shoot me down.

Shit, it's been a bad week of commuting so far......

"People on geared bikes shout 'get some fucking gears' when you pass them."

Has this ever happened?

Yeah, going DOWN Holland Park Avenue.

This is what I call anti-logic !!!

.. the minerals in the water combine with the soap we use in showers and baths

Htfu

"People on geared bikes shout 'get some fucking gears' when you pass them."

Has this ever happened?

i think he's screaming that because the person is SFWing?

This happened to me just before Xmas. Kind of stumped me, as I was overtaking the geary-guy, so wasn't exactly sure what he was so stoked about? I just shouted to "get a f@cking car". He called me a w@nker. And so between us we generated some more love in the universe...

Maybe your pretty faces invite these sorts of comments? I get no such banter.

Anyway I pass everyone to fast to hear anything but "sssssszzzb!" :P

Like this.

you should reply with the ever-so-witty 'I only need one, cunt!'

er how about

"lycra-clad twats with red leg-warmers on 25kg MTBs jump on to the pavement to overtake you because you are slowing down smoothly for a red light" (this morning, Hammersmith Road)

and

"white van drivers buzz your rear wheel by six inches trying to decide if they can overtake you" (yesterday, Hampsted Rd)

Nice boots^

Not with them shoes..

^Nice boots Larry...

Don't knock whining about other road users... it's the only hobby I've got.

.... we are Manu Utd fans.

.... we are Manu Utd fans.

You from London then? ;)

yup just like every other man utd fan

some cunt on a motor bike once told me to get a "real" bike. Nonce.

you should reply with the ever-so-witty 'I only need one, cunt!'

Isn't this the new strapline for Modern Monogamists?

Not with appropriate punctuation it isn't...

today i was nearly completely flattened by a taxi. i was going straight down a road at a low speed and he pulled out right in front of me to do a u-turn without looking. i had to stop on sixpence to avoid going straight over his bonnet. it was terrifying and i was shaking for several minutes afterwards.

i saw the shock on his fack when he clocked me and i proceeded to shout my usual "fucking hell, come on!!!" (i've no idea why i say this particularly) and the bastard had the audacity to shout abuse at me, even pulling up to scream as i walked into marylebone station. i could not believe it. apparently i'm a fucking cyclist bastard.

i hope the cunt dies, I don't give a fuck. Taxi drivers are careless cunts.

I have had some guy hoot at me, lower his window and then tell me "watch where you are going", while cycling in a straight line down a straight road, less than 1 metre from the curb.