Attempted assault by van passenger in Tooting

last night blue van pulled over when I was undertaking it. landed on the kerb. some people never look in the mirror before manoeuvre. now I have a gangster walk. rekanize!!!

RECOGNISE this: you admit that you 'undertook' a van. Which then decided to pull over. I would imagine you've never driven a motorised vehicle with right-hand drive? there are these things called 'blind-spots...'

What if it's just after someone has grabbed you from a car? Don't you have some kind of 'get out of jail card' for 'heat of the moment' face smashing incidents post trauma?

I pulped his skull because he attempted to murder me. Does that not work. Damn.

What can we do?

I would've puked onto his cock.

Seriously: Stevo_com... is puking on someone an offence? I think this would be my best trick in a fight, since I am a weed ... projectile on them.