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  • I'm finally going to build my dream home. And be a better father. Run the new York marathon - in Paris. Cut down on whale meat. Club a seal.
    I'm going to live each day as if it were my last; which, hopefully soon, it will be.
    I'm going to take time out just to stop and stare. And then retch in disgust at what I see.
    I'm going to tell all my friends just how I really feel about them deep in my heart. Because when I am dead it'll be too late to say what a bunch of bastards they all are.
    I'm going to see 100 films I should see before I die. And fiddle with myself through my trousers whilest doing so.
    I want to put on twelve kilos of muscle; entirely above the neck.
    Learn how to con old people out of their life savings.
    Love Jesus more dearly.

    Well, that's January taken care of.

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