Shops that discriminate against cyclists

Aquascutum

I rode up to their cash desk on the ground floor (only about 30m inside the shop) and they refused to serve me until I took the bike outside and locked it up.

Bastards.

PS: This actually happened, but seriously... I'd already got to the cash desk, they should've just served me.

If your tyres weren't dirty I'd have given you a discount!