Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

This is just such a shame. Nice bike, but the coordination of colours and handlebar just doesn't work. Slack chain too.

The owner must be about 6.8"

Nice looking frame

very patriotic handlebar tape though :)

This is just such a shame. Nice bike, but the coordination of colours and handlebar just doesn't work. Slack chain too.

I love the way the owner tried to photoshop (or by the looks of it MS paint) the hand that is holding the bike. Nice copy/paste skills there

Own up, who's is this then? How to kill one of the best ever frames by being a trendy twat with too much money than sense

Complete muggins!
All the gear, no idea!
Sherriff Stars on the street, yeah good idea!?! AND laced to fuckin Velocitys!?
Even has one of those Stussy/Brooks saddles, yeah, well worth the £350!?
http://velospace.org/node/16332

Words fail me.

Although a suitable set of wheels + some drops and its porn. That is exactly what makes it so painful.

fail?

Same as in Paris. I've not seen anyone on a fixedgear ride quicker than I could run

It like the nightclubs - rare to see anyone - who can actually dance

It like the nightclubs - rare to see anyone - who can actually dance

YouTube - Persian - Rashti with French electro Dance :) Yelle

Get down and get err.. um..

I love the way the owner tried to photoshop (or by the looks of it MS paint) the hand that is holding the bike. Nice copy/paste skills there

should've photoshopped some pedals onto it.

Sorry if this is a repost, but dayyum

I always quite liked the condor paris, but my favourite is the classico pista

super tight clearances

ouch... my "ead

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1zBU0yOqg

Get down and get err.. um..

wtf was that?

just horrific.

Can you believe I found that in the porn section?

It boggles the mind that someone would create such a wicked object, but the fact that people 'like it'

does not compute.

yeah, i saw it there too, crazy, pretty much EVERYTHING is wrong. Can't question the guys commitment though... even has a gold bike stand!

Why spend all the dollar and opt for a cheap chainset?

wtf was that?

that was actually the music video of YELLE's "A cause des garcons" with some other music added to it... this is the original:
YouTube - YELLE "A CAUSE DES GARCONS" TEPR Remix

the dance/music style is the latest trend (well, about a year old really) in france/spain/belgium: Tecktonic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tecktonik

3 main ingredients: multi-colour skinny clothing & sneakers, ridiculous hairstyles (see pic) and THAT dance...

good to see someone's keeping techno alive.

but why are they all wearing identical tshirts?

and identical haircuts...

because 'tecktonik' is actually the name of a club and a trademark and they make t-shirts and this is an ad for them... the whole tecktonic thing is quite commercial ;)

and the haircuts are what is apparently 'hot'
quite some younger guys over here have those kind of haircuts...

yeah, i saw it there too, crazy, pretty much EVERYTHING is wrong. Can't question the guys commitment though... even has a gold stabilisers!

Fixed

...and the haircuts are what is apparently 'hot'

they actually look like a bond fire

what's that? a fire in a smart suit with a martini?

those hairstyles are NOT hot :( ...

they look like a mixed between a mullet & fohawk gone terribly wrong

each to their own I guess....