Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Graham, I really like that bike!? I agree that sheriff hubs might not be a great idea as apparently they break easily, and that that saddle may have cost the owner a few bob but the bicycle looks brilliant in my opinion. And while we're on it, aren't you the one riding on the road with a Corima carbon-fibre track wheelset covered in Stussy stickers???

Yes and no. They are carbon Corima but they are road clinchers.
I bet that bike hasn't done more than 6mph and has been pushed more than ridden! Probably never been ridden for more than 2miles....