Why do the police ride horses?

Horses seem to get really freaked out by humans on bikes. At least rural ones do - ride at pace past a hunt that strays onto the road and they go fcuking nuts. ;-) Even ones in the city seem to get a little edgy as you approach.

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i thought people on bikes where faster then horses.

The internet says:
40–60 kph Typical speed of car (city road), typical speed of road-race cyclist.
18–90 kph Speed of propagation for unmyelinated sensory neurons.
90 kph Peak speed of a galloping horse (sprint race).

90 mph!! no. way.

must be km/h.

90?!

there's nothing wrong with horses..

but the people who ride them are cunts..

horse racing, FFS, a vehicle purely for betting, not a "sport" or even a good show.

fucking little shit midget cunts with bad attitudes...

Jockeys can get to fuck.

No come on RPM, tell us what you really think.

RPM 90?!

there's nothing wrong with horses..

but the people who ride them are cunts..

horse racing, FFS, a vehicle purely for betting, not a "sport" or even a good show.

fucking little shit midget cunts with bad attitudes...

Jockeys can get to fuck.

yeah!!!

RPM horse racing, FFS, a vehicle purely for betting

A bit like Keirin racing? :wink:

Why do policemen ride horses? For the same reason that dogs lick their bollocks - because they can.

Dogs lick their balls 'cause they can't make a fist.

lpg 90 mph!! no. way.

must be km/h.

Right you are.

mightyMouse No come on RPM, tell us what you really think.

I'm sorry, I was holding back a bit so as not to offend some of our more delicate patients

lpg [quote]lucky coppers arses always look lardy, mainly because they are... All those takeaways and kebabs.

"Does this make me look fat?"
"No your fat makes yous look fat"

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genius

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The police horses in Lewisham were wearing Santa hats!