Like a rabbit to a greyhound...

and mechamorgan im more worried about your comment on beating and smoking girls than you admiring their frames.

I can't quite phrase this joke right, but there is some pun about a) female fags b) rolling with girls c) female cigarette as a metaphor for transvestitism in there somewhere.

I can never think fast enough to be witty.

anyway yeahh phwoarrr domestic abuse innit?

@ Platini:
Fair cop, unless I was talking about Greater Manchester, of which the city of Salford is a borough? But I didn't say that; so, fair cop.