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Must.... buy.... cheesy.... Austrian.... mug...

Must.... kill....
Woe betide you! Imagine my fellows fighting yours. Conan will tear the Crocodile hunter. And don't even think about a duel between Quigley and the Terminator.
(How melancholy that both are now govenor of California!)

Hold on Skippy, as an Aussie you have to buy only your own country's souvenirs. It's the law. Here are some suggestions:

Or perhaps a nice Ken Done T-shirt? Cap-sleeved, naturally.

Love this.