I confess...

I once saw a photo on the side at my mates design studio - thought it was someone I knew then realised it wasn't and said loudly 'ohhh - it's that cnut from Coldplay' (it was the drummer). Everyone went quiet and I turned around Chris Martin was sat there. 'Er, hello'. Classy.

Surely not too awkward - Cnut was still a king, even if a somewhat megalomaniacal and deluded one. As a matter of fact, wasn't there a recent Coldplay single about that?!