Names and faces to bikes

Either you are slipping comfortably into middle age (wife,2 kids and god to follow) OR this machine will, in the near future, customized to something more befitting of your colourful character............... so when does the custom kit arrive??

It's the middle-age slippage.. until the Cuntdor stickers arrive anyway.

This one is just going to be more subtle.. I hope. Murts?