Names and faces to bikes

This is the typical Cambridge cyclists

With 25 thousand flashing lights on the back and 15 at the front, two helmets (one presumably as a spare in the pannier), a folding bike in the other pannier and a full body reflective suit. Plus they somehow manage to find things like hats and gloves that are reflective as well i mean GEEEESE like a fucking glove is gonna make a difference when you shine so bright oncoming cars have to turn their headlights off so they dont swerve into you. Anyway, safety first i suppose ay?

I see a few people like that on my commute to work in the morning. I imagine that if they ever used a stripped down track bike they would be faster than lighting!