Ladies, there's hope yet...

No one wants to donate a substantial amount of real cash to a bunch of crusties with rich parents who want to live out some kind of "hardcore" lifestyle pootling about the streets on a bicycle and failing to get a *real *job.

May I suggest, FANNYHOPE - UK

A lesser appreciated charity who work mainly with idiots vulnerable to violence & prostitution. They do work in many places, but they do a lot in the Midlands where these problems are completely ignored.

New LCEF caps are now available. They're not real caps, obviously, but my parents paid for mine so what do I care?