Ladies, there's hope yet...

No one wants to donate a substantial amount of real cash to a bunch of crusties with rich parents who want to live out some kind of "hardcore" lifestyle pootling about the streets on a bicycle and failing to get a *real *job.

Look, be fair, I did try and get a *real *job. I applied to every chip shop in Birmingham; nothing. How bad do you think I feel, trying and failing to get work in a chip shop?