Did you fall off the first time you tried clipless pedals?

Seriously guys, and girls, vegans piss me off, and I used to be vegan, and it made no difference to my cycling perforumance, but I quit being vegan, partly because vegans piss me off so much, and I don't want to be 'one of them', but also because cheese sandwhiches are a convenient form of carbs and protein*** even though I dont even like cheese.***

Thats got to be worse than falling over with your feet still attached. Bloody vegans. There is no way i can take you seriously now.