Snot Rocket

I used to do it as a kid (back in the 70s), cuz we saw footballers do it on the telly... As well as many different forms of spitting; through the teeth, off the end of the tongue, launched tongue-tube style... Old news...

He's a closet 'ranga.

Richies nursery pic

I used to do it as a kid (back in the 70s), cuz we saw footballers do it on the telly... As well as many different forms of spitting; through the teeth, off the end of the tongue...

aka the "flob"....

Everyone knows the 70s were the start of the big problems for loads of stuff, your generation has a lot to be contrite about Platini.

You could say that about each and every generation and it would be equally true and equally wrong.

HA!!!!! You took the bate on both counts!!!!

(does "bate" hurt does it? does it hurt real bad...?)

I have a job, its not my fault it involves getting drunk with good looking people and seeing boobies.
video store drop-out nerd is your niche.

HA!!!!! You took the bate on both counts!!!!

(does "bate" hurt does it? does it hurt real bad...?)

Not as much as all those exclamation marks.

I was exclaiming it with some force....

The "end of the tongue gob" involved a deft flick which ejected a tiny drop of saliva... Took loads of practice... The "between the teeth gob" was a thin stream that was emitted from the gap in your lower front teeth... It's what we did when we weren't playing football or trying to pull wheelies on our cowhorned 5-speeds... Or fighting kids from other estates...

Chris, no two ways about it, you are a f'king chav.

Ain't nuthin' wrong with bein' a chav, Fred... :p

if a cyclist (or car driver, or whatever) spat in my face whilst I was standing on the pavement, I would put him in a hospital with his own D lock.

to be fair i never thought i would hit the guy i just blew my noose and the him stepping out, me swerving, and wind all worked out so it hit him. i choose to see the humor in it.

did he?

to be fair i never thought i would hit the guy i just blew my noose and the him stepping out, me swerving, and wind all worked out so it hit him. i choose to see the humor in it.

Oh, I seeeeee! Changing your story now, eh? Pussy! ;p

don't know, don't care. would have been his attitude towards my health if i had hit him (which i would have if i was not blowing my nose as it means my head was already turned towards the gutter).

was about to step out into the road in front of me

so they didnt actually step out into the road in front of you?

i only saw him beacuse my head was turned to snot at the gutter, if it had not been he would have been hit by me, as it was i managed to swerve while blowing my nose.

The more i read, the more i think chriscrash is a bumbaclaat.

thats nice, tell me what you really think

I may be wrong of course.

The more i read, the more i think chriscrash is a fucktard.

fixed

true story^

Chris is an angel... I <3 CC... :]

I had a fucking quad of businesmencunttypes walk out on me by London Bridge the other night, it was a sidewards moving road block, REALLY, REALLY wanted to shout cunts at them, but briefcases hurt.