Cyclist injured in fruit attack

BBC
***A cyclist is being treated in hospital for serious eye injuries ***

I'm waiting for the ever so funny thread about someone on here getting testicular cancer. That should be just as funny as someone nearly being blinded.

I'm recovering from testicular cancer, it is actually hilarious. I met a guy on my ward with a fake ball who would take it out in pubs and hit it with a pint glass and such.

Sadly, it doesn't make me any better a cyclist. Lance Armstrong be damned, false advertising. It does make bailing onto the top tube exactly half as painful as before though, ha.