For Sale: The Cuntster aka the WAC bike

Hippy, you're a cunt. I'll take the whole shebang off your face as twattax for the amount of time I've spent crying over your insults since I've known you (This is currently valued at -0.00018GBP).
Basically you either owe me a slither of a one pence coin or the twatcuntster.

I've let the flying monkeys out. They have strict instructions to attack your face.
Arrival time is estimated at 01:56. Good luck.. :-*