Hamilton vs. Hoy

I'm glad I could pique (Platini, did I use this stupid word correctly?) your interest.
I am a sex pest nerd.

I've also slept with one on.. as in actual sleep. You need the strap on tight otherwise it ends up around your ankles :)

I've had a shag with my HRM on.. unfortunately it was when I was young and impressionable.. the data file is in Oz.

What conclusions did you reach after studying the 20 seconds of data?

that 15 seconds after ejaculation his heart rate started dropping

What conclusions did you reach after studying the 20 seconds of data?

My cadence was quite low but power was reasonable.
Distance travelled was further than I thought.

that 15 seconds after ejaculation his heart rate started dropping

"including the time it took to eat the pizza!"

"including the time it took to eat the pizza!"

http://big-sausage-pizza.thumblogger.com/ ??

NSFW :P

"including the time it took to eat the pizza!"

is that an Australian euphemism? "Yeh, Sheila, she loves it when I eat the pizza".

"including the time it took to eat the pizza!"

Or is it like the old forces game soggy bisciut?

is that an Australian euphemism? "Yeh, Sheila, she loves it when I eat the pizza".

It's actually a Red Dwarf quote. Get up to speed with your English comedy ffs Willgrim!

Or is it like the old forces game soggy bisciut?

"Yvonne McGruder. A single, brief liason with the ship's female boxing champion. March the sixteenth, seven thirty one PM to seven forty three PM. [. . .] Twelve minutes. And that includes the time it took to eat the pizza."
-Arnold Rimmer (RD: Thanks for the Memory)

http://reddwarf.wikia.com/wiki/Yvonne_Magruder

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^another Red Dwarf quote form me sitting typing on my computer in Nodnol's famous Nodnol.

Nodnol, NODNOL.... it's in Bulgaria isn't? Geography was my number one subject at school. Nodnol Bulgaria - rich in animal produce and mineral wealth.

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mix of bike and car in an unfortunate incident. bloody tasmanians.

mix of bike and car in an unfortunate incident. bloody tasmanians.

Ouch. Hope he makes a full recovery.

i respect that hamilton is great driver, but hes the best at the most boring of all motorsports. it goes on for hours, and the most exciting things that happen are tire choice and pit stop tactics. the winners are so predictable and theres hardly any overtaking. even the crashes are boring.

i have a mate that is a massive F1 fan and he always tries to get me into it, but it ends up being much like that boosh episode where howard is trying to point out the intricacies of fusion jazz. "wait for it, its coming...honest.

now moto GP on the other hand is fucking great. dueling, loads of overtaking, crashes, short races that dont get boring, riders with personality and varying riding styles. its just blatently the king, but people just as interested in bikes. i respect those guys alot more than the F1 guys with all thier computers and electronic gear boxes. watching stoner and rossi dueling is probably the greatest entertainment motorsport has to offer.

the whole sportsman of the year is blatently going to go to hamilton, which i think is a bit of a shame. maybe im biased becuase i love cycling, but i think Hoy desevres it alot more. 3 golds and the figurehead of a dominating cycling team, winning for his country in a sport that doesnt offer much in the way of financial rewards, IMO is better than a first time winner of a sport. when hamilton has won a few more championships maybe. the award is partly about promoting diffrent sports to inspire others to enagage it, in which case i think cyclcing is a worthy cause. hardly anyone can do motorsport as a hobby, and with the olympics coming up i think its important to make more of our already excellent cycling team.

that and i dont like hamilton. hes too smug, and fuck off with the whole im doing it for england when you fuck off to live in another country becuase of tax. ive no doubt hes worked hard to get to where he is, but i bet he hasnt spent as many hours huffing round a track or in the gym breaking his body in the same way Hoy has.

@melon

Very good post, agree with everything bar the opinion of F1, if you don't like it, don't watch it =P some people love it, most hate it, like cycling actually.

Best of luck to Hoy, i'll be cheering him while sitting in a freezing cold wembley.

yeah well i dont watch it.

i cant tell you how much i want to go to race of the champions though!

It's actually a Red Dwarf quote. Get up to speed with your English comedy ffs Willgrim!

Comedy? What's the link between Red Dwarf and comedy?

heh

http://www.raceofchampions.com/spectators/program/

http://www.raceofchampions.com/spectators/program/

13.55-14.15 Chris Hoy vs Lewis Hamilton "Man vs Machine" Challenge

I think it's really unfair to call Chris Hoy a machine. Is it just because he wins everything or because they already know that they won't want to admit that Hamilton will lose fair and square? ;)

I mean, I normally root for the underdog but not this time. I'm all with Hoy here.

I think it's really unfair to call Chris Hoy a machine. Is it just because he's black?

Yes. Obviously.

You're silly.

For you who are confused...........Chris Hoy is black.

C'mon ma negro!!

See? I win both ways.

See? I win both ways.