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    A Short Love Story

    Once upon a time, a man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people,
    found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
    Trans-continental train.
    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
    both very tired and fell
    asleep quickly... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
    'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
    but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
    blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

    'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that
    we're married.'
    'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
    'Good,' she replied. 'Get yor own f***** blanket.'
    After a moment of silence, he farted.

    The End

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