Once upon a time, a man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell
asleep quickly... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get yor own f***** blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
boo!!
A Short Love Story
Once upon a time, a man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell
asleep quickly... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get yor own f***** blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End