Why do British Girls sound so much sexier then Aussies, or some americans?

Clare Grogan once stopped at set of lights I was crossing on Holloway Rd and I nearly blew my bags. She was in a yellow convertible, Saab 93 I think
She is lush but I watched her on that Celebrity Masterchef thing the other week and she has a dodgy dented cheekbone on the left side of her boat

She was in Wagamammas in Islington a few years back when I was in there. My friend was most embarrassed as I couldn't stop gawping. She is definitely lush.