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@Platini
I was out on Saturday night and got chatting to this older woman. In her 40s but pretty well presented, own teeth, not too wrinkly etc. Anyway we started a bit of canoodling and she asked me if I'd ever had a sportsman's double.
I asked her what that was and she told me; a mother and daughter threesome. Well fucking hell I said, that would be something any man would crawl over broken glass for!
Then she drops the bombshell. If I came home with her I could indeed experience a sportsman's double. I couldn't wait and jumped out the taxi as we got to her place and fidgeted with impatience as she fumbled with her keys.
At last we got into her house and she shouted up the stairs... "Mother. Are you still awake?"