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@Elguapo
Last year I went to wipe the old arse and noticed a really sore spot right on the Chocolate Starfish! I thought it was a bit weird but just ignored it. I woke up the next morning to a big fucking bulbus boily thing coming out of my butt and it hurt! So I went straight to the doctor assumed the position and was instantly diagnosed with a Heamorroid! The doctor said it's really common for cyclists to get them because of sitting on the saddle for prolonged amounts of time plus the physical exsertion causes blood vessels down there to burst or swell. Anyway couldn't really ride or sit properly for about a week and a half. It finally went away with a bit of H cream and rest. Fucking embarassing thing to get though. Dont know if that's what you have but, just thought an embarassing Butt hole story might make you feel better.