Fat muscles

I can't wait.. neither can me ma or me da.. it'll be epic.

is this the intro for your autobiography, due out for christmas?!

Now that you mention it, yes I am attempting a return to writing, as it seems compatible with my current work-life. I've already written a novel that descended into exorcism, so I'll be avoiding past-life autobiographical elements, and sticking with a more here-and-now Gonzo flavour... probably.

I'll be sure to dedicate it to you, Dale. You're a continuing source of inspiration, thanks to your boundless capacity for incredibly astute insight into the fragility of the human condition.

Working Title: "531 is Awesome!"

I've already written a novel that descended into exorcism,

what, seriously?

Yeah, srsly. Unpublished, and ultimately a very beneficial therapeautic tool, though that wasn't why I started to write it (although maybe subconsciously it was).

I prefer writing s/stories, but eventually you want to get your teeth into something more substantial, init.

so you actually had the local Vicar round and everything?

Now that you mention it, yes I am attempting a return to writing,

BringMeMyQuill

;)

My calves were bulkier when I was lifting weights and running 100/200/400 as a teenager. Then they slimmed down a bit while I was smoking loads of skunk and mainly sitting down. Then they bulked up a little bit when I was taking loads of ecstasy and dancing for 8 hours at a time. Then they slimmed down a bit while I was taking loads of ecstasy and LSD and mainly lying down and fucking for 8 hours at a time. Then they bulked up a bit when I went on a 3 year mission to get better at riding hills out of the saddle on a fixed. Now I've found a happy medium in all departments.

Lifting fixed gear bikes uphills ripped and twisted with the occasional fuck and quick samba at the top?

so you actually had the local Vicar round and everything?

It was a new-fangled psycho-dynamic exorcism. Mike Oldfield will never be welcome in my home, thank you very much.

leaner legs and "commuter pursuits" are for liberal pussies.

you wanna break some weight like Big Ronnie:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uSNvEpH2L1o

I had a big Ronnie once. He was very liberal with his pussy.

taller people have thinner legs, cos their muscle is spread over a wider area.

small people usually have bigger legs... cos they need the extra muscle to keep up with taller people..

capiche ?

Big Ronnie can sign up for Knee replacement soon