Getting Married

Should you have last minute second thoughts, for a very reasonable fee (negotiable) I can arrange for you to be snatched from the alter ,an instant before you say "I do", by a group of masked men.
All you have to do is put up a reasonably convincing fight and scream a bit.
For a small extra consideration I will throw in a ransom note so you can recoop some of the cost of the reception etc.

Toodle pip

Marriage sounds a better deal than being kidnapped by someone who ends every comment with Toodle Pip!

If that's not grounds for divorce I don't know what is ;)

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