Should you have last minute second thoughts, for a very reasonable fee (negotiable) I can arrange for you to be snatched from the alter ,an instant before you say "I do", by a group of masked men.
All you have to do is put up a reasonably convincing fight and scream a bit.
For a small extra consideration I will throw in a ransom note so you can recoop some of the cost of the reception etc.
Should you have last minute second thoughts, for a very reasonable fee (negotiable) I can arrange for you to be snatched from the alter ,an instant before you say "I do", by a group of masked men.
All you have to do is put up a reasonably convincing fight and scream a bit.
For a small extra consideration I will throw in a ransom note so you can recoop some of the cost of the reception etc.
Toodle pip