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  • Should you have last minute second thoughts, for a very reasonable fee (negotiable) I can arrange for you to be snatched from the alter ,an instant before you say "I do", by a group of masked men.
    All you have to do is put up a reasonably convincing fight and scream a bit.
    For a small extra consideration I will throw in a ransom note so you can recoop some of the cost of the reception etc.

    Toodle pip

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