Nicked bike story

There is the story - probably a joke - about a man who phones the police saying his house is being burgled. The police say that they are sorry but they haven't the resources to come out. He calls back a little later to say "It's OK, I've caught the burglar and am sorting him out now. Not to bother about coming out, you might not like what you see." The police arrive two minutes later.

Actually you almost got it right, after calling the police, he put the phone down for two minutes, and then call them back saying "oh don't worry, I shot the bulgar", 5 minutes later arm respond came, found a very surprised bulgar in the shed and arrested him.