Really annoying 'celebrities'

She'd have to sort her dress sense out though

your not wrong there

Bset footy chant EVER is Herts v Hibs when Graham Rix was manager of Hearts

Hibs fans singing, to the tune of Manic Street Preachers "If You Tolerate This"

"If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next!!"

ACE!!

your not wrong there

Look, she is FFFFFFFIT!

Pistanator, you're mad.

But you've got to give it to her, she's not your typical public school girl.

Every night!

Say hi to Michael, Buddy and Chuck whilst you're at it.

Jesus, that Michael Jackson one is wank!

Looks more like Margarita Pracatan!

Wow now there's a girl with class!

(written in Sarcasm font)

I'm not being funny but I'd love to have a go on her

I reckon she'd take it up the council!

That's a cert!

She's defiantly the type of girl you give the "wipe your dick in the curtains, shit in the pan without flushing and steel the voka" routine to.

Thing is though, she's got a really high IQ and she was a straight A student, where did it all go wrong?

you probably wouldn't even need to use the toilet

The nose - LOOK AT THE NOSE!

The nose - LOOK AT THE NOSE!

As long as it's banging against my ball sack I could not care about her nose.

It was misfigured in a school hockey accident - besides I already said in my original post 'apart from her sturgeons nose'

your not wrong there

As long as it's banging against my ball sack I could not care about her nose.

Sexist

It was misfigured in a school hockey accident - besides I already said in my original post 'apart from her sturgeons nose'

Could be worse - you might have been disfigured.

I stand corrected.

She's misunderstood. She's probably a lovely girl in reality.... I imagine us sipping espresso in a quaint coffee shop, discussing the intricacies of British foreign policy and then duffing her up the bum in the bogs.

I regret posting her name in this thread. She clearly brings out the worst in people.

Better chant: "Who's that coming over your girl? Is it a gangster, is it a gangster?"

We had
"Adebayoor Adebayooorrrrrr Steve Gerrards Baby, is Adebayoooors"

Whats this thing about Gerrards baby? Is it not white or something? I'm confused

No it's not, then it would be mixed race; it's white and belongs to a Liverpool Gangster who goes by the name of 'Pancake'.
Apparently Alex Curran has a liking for bugle and would often be seen in the company of above mentioned gangster in all the poncey bars of Liverpool. She then engaged in sexual activities resulting in the birth of the illegitimate sprog. This isn't just terrace talk as it's all over Liverpool and was going to be put out by The Daily Mirror but his(Steven Gerrards) people put a stop to it as not to 'upset the England and Liverpool hero' and the other fact of Alex Curran being a weekly columnist for them

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