Spotted...

Some bint outside a pub last night in Stoke Newington.

"Oi mate, are you a courier?"
"No, why, do you need something taken someplace?"
"Well I'm a courier, and you look like one of the pretentious ones, fuck you!"

Pretentious ones? What does that even mean? Massive, massive cunt.

did you not puke on your cock?