Losing it?

does anybody else 'lose-it' every now and again?
i have just smashed my printer to bit's while trying to get it to do what i want. i was trying to print off an email without all the headers and footers but for some reason it was too big and the printer was trying to do it landscape and cutting off the end of words.
as a result of this i banged my fist down on top of the printer causing the plastic cover to bounce off, this didn't make my printout any better so i used the plastic cover as a motivational device to beat the crap out of the printer while repeatedly shouting the word 'Cunt', i did this several times until the plastic cover smashed into pieces.
i felt a bit better after that.

it can't just be me who does things like this?

it was more an austin maxi/tree branch john cleese moment.

I'm not sure computers and peripherals respond to violence. Intimidation perhaps, but violence no.

Nope it's not just you.

A few days ago when pulling out of Crawford Road and on to Coldharbour Lane (Camberwell) in rush hour the car behind started beeping and then bumped my back wheel. At the time I thought it was quite a reasonable reaction to walk up to his window and shout;

"YOU STUPID CNUT, DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M JUST GOING TO RIDE OUT INTO THE PATH OF MOVING TRAFFIC!?!?!"

His reply was "pussyole" and "bumboclaat" followed by "you know bwoi, you should look where you're going."

This pushed me over the edge which resulted in me raising my bike over my head and swinging it within inches of his front windscreen, what a prick.

This guy loses it properly...

Office Worker Goes Nuts Video

When I found my last bike stolen I completely lost my shit beyond belief! I Was screaming and growling like a F'in caged animal. I punched big steel door and fractured my knuckle and then proceeded to throw my Bag full of tools through a plate glass shop window. Good thing the guy who stole my bike wasn't around. Although I was mighty angry about the bike, once I calmed down I felt like a complete arsehole for acting that way. Didn't bring the bike back now did it? Nope!

I smashed a keyboard to bits during a frustraiting CAD lesson at uni once. The keys went flying everywhere. The teacher looked up and just said "yeh, it can be a little frustraiting sometimes'. I felt like sutch a twat. It was funny though.

Thought this thread was going to be about going bald. I'm leaving now just like my hair.

I'm not a very zen-like person, so losing it is a daily thing, like lunch, or a dump.

i lose it occasionally, mostly it is when i have lost something important, that "gets on my tits" as people say.

I couldn't get an Ikea light out the ceiling in my new flat kitchen, it just wouldn't budge! i ended up cutting my finger tips on the broken glass when it shattered. at this point i flipped and punched a hole in the ceiling and tore the entire light fighting out. turned out the replacement bulb i needed had to be bought from Ikea. this really sent me over the edge!

I moved through the kitchen into the hallway and back into the bathroom ripping out every fucking Ikea light by smashing my screw drived into the ceiling and levering it out.

Spent the entire weekend lightless picking bits of glass from my hair.

What cunt uses downlighters!?

This was one of many but i am the most chilled person i know... i just save it up

lol. I had problems with a modem once on an old pc. I very calmly undid the screws, removed the modem, placed it on the floor, went to the toolbox to get a hammer and preceded to smash the fuck out of it.
I do things like that quite often in fact. The amount of times I threw my commodore 64 out the window when I was a kid was quite startling. Luckily it always used to land in the rose bush!

i throw a mobile phone through my window once, into a snow pack it was a bad phone call, lets say.

didn't think it was worth it's own thread but once i calmed down i was looking at this:
http://www.neave.com/television/

don't know if it's been posted before

Yes.. all the time..

At work, at home, asleep, blah blah.. just like my old man. Short fuse, nothing works right, rip it up.

Tonight: I bought a fucking vice to take the fucking stupid powertap cover off to change the fucking stupid batteries. The fucking stupid fucking case wouldn't fucking come off using the pathetci fuckign tool they provided so I had to go and buy a fucking clamping vice to fucking try it. Guess fucking what? The fcuking thing still fucking slips out of the vice and moves.... err.. FUCK ALL. The fucking edges on these powertaps are totally ridiculous. How the fuck anyone changes the batts in these cunting things is anyone's fucking guess. I've emailed the fucking suppliers now and told them "I want to smash the friggin' cover off.. can you supply me with another?" Fuckign fucks sake!!!!!!!!!

i can really loose it on the phone, alougth i am refined enough to do it once ive hung up. ive smashed so many phones its not true. at the time it seems like a perfectly good idea: that phone call made me angry- smash the phone.

once the fire alrms in my house would not stop going off, so i ended up ripping them all out of ceiling. only to realise theres a mains powered one on the outside of my house. i found myself leaning out of a 4th floor window smashing it with an axe. after about half an hour i came came to the realisation of what a dick i had been and felt well ashamed. explaining it to the landlord was interesting.

Chill Hippy Chill. Remember your breathing exercises!

@Hippy - Best to ask them not to send the new cover by Parcel Farce. Otherwise I'd fear for your blood pressure.

Without fail some fucking cunt (usually in a people carrier) pulls out right in front of me at the junction just after you join Queensbridge Road from Hackney road.

Today it was two at the same time, they nearly hit each other.

I lose it every time and i'm getting closer and closer to just crashing into the fuckers to teach them a lesson. Even if I come of worse it'd be worth it.

@Hippy - Best to ask them not to send the new cover by Parcel Farce. Otherwise I'd fear for your blood pressure.

get them to deliver it to your local mosque

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