Fuji Track / Fuji Track Pro / Fuji Track Classic

Well I'm not looking to impress you (manly lycra wearing) lot am I, I'll be cruising round Shoreditch getting the eye from all the impressionable vapid hipster chicks who will obviously be feeling my so unironic it's ironic that it's unironic bike and thus give themselves up to me. And whilst you lot puke on your cocks, they will hopefully be doing so on mine.....so there

that post is soooo full of fail